troglodyte
\TROG-luh-dyt\, noun:
1. A member of a primitive people that lived in caves, dens, or holes; a cave dweller.
2. One who is regarded as reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.
When the survivalists emerged blinking into the sunlight to restock
their caves after the terror, my first reaction was to say, "Bless their dotty, troglodyte hearts."
DAILY LAUGHCLICK OF THE WEEK
FEELING GUILTY
Doctor Dave had $ex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering.. "Dave, you're a veterinarian."
