/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */
var num_of_quotes = 21;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());
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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe Ruth ";
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein ";
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if (quotes==2) {
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible.
David Brin ";
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if (quotes==3) {
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers ";
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if (quotes==4) {
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle ";
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if (quotes==5) {
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If you can't run half the people out of the room, then your show's not going to be worth it, you know?
Scott Miller";
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if (quotes==6) {
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Songs are literature you can digest while driving.
Steve Earle";
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if (quotes==7) {
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The best lack all conviction, while the worst strive with passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats";
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if (quotes==8) {
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I used to think I was an artist, then I realized I was a beer salesman.
James McMurtry";
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if (quotes==9) {
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Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
Al Franken";
}
if (quotes==10) {
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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Peter F. Drucker ";
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if (quotes==11) {
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We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
Anaïs Nin ";
}
if (quotes==12) {
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If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
Mark Twain ";
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if (quotes==13) {
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Gandhi ";
}
if (quotes==14) {
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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
Tom Waits ";
}
if (quotes==15) {
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Buzzards got to eat same as worms.
Josey Wales ";
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if (quotes==16) {
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If I couldn't count I could live forever.
MOONPI ";
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if (quotes==17) {
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Jon Stewart ";
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if (quotes==18) {
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The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
Jon Stewart ";
}
if (quotes==19) {
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al Franken";
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if (quotes==20) {
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You know I wanna do right, but not right now.
Gillian Welch";
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